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LSU's Glen "Big Baby" Davis:
"Big Baby got to say something: We've still got tapeworms in our bellies. We're still hungry."
First off, I love that he speaks of himself in third person, especially when it involves the best new sports nickname in years. But is there maybe a better way to express your team's desire to do well in the Final Four than by evoking tapeworms? What's next, STD anaologies? (Perhaps: "We were so hot out there that we were pissing fire, like we had a bad case of gonhorrea.")
And here's David Lee of the Knicks, talking about his current team and the team he played for last year, the Final Four-bound University of Florida.
"We play 82 games and they played 35 or something, and they've won more games then us."
Sadly, not only is this not hyperbole, but it's not even close: the Gators have 31 wins this year, the Knicks just 20.
Stay strong, Knicks fans, there's always next year.
"Big Baby got to say something: We've still got tapeworms in our bellies. We're still hungry."
First off, I love that he speaks of himself in third person, especially when it involves the best new sports nickname in years. But is there maybe a better way to express your team's desire to do well in the Final Four than by evoking tapeworms? What's next, STD anaologies? (Perhaps: "We were so hot out there that we were pissing fire, like we had a bad case of gonhorrea.")
And here's David Lee of the Knicks, talking about his current team and the team he played for last year, the Final Four-bound University of Florida.
"We play 82 games and they played 35 or something, and they've won more games then us."
Sadly, not only is this not hyperbole, but it's not even close: the Gators have 31 wins this year, the Knicks just 20.
Stay strong, Knicks fans, there's always next year.
posted by Zackattack at 10:16 AM
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