Tuesday, January 31, 2006

of the Indiana Batmans

Overheard in the office, as I proofread some of the most boring crap I've ever looked at:
-- "Do you think this guy's friends give him shit? His name is Batman."
--"Batman? Like, Batman Batman?"
--"Yeah, Brent Batman."
--"Do you think it's pronounced different? Maybe it's pronounced like Bettman, or Batmen."
--"Hey, we can call and find out. Ask for Batman and see if he corrects me."
--"Better yet, I could report a crime and see if he springs into action."

So I'm now forced to add Brent Batman to the growing pantheon of silly names. He joins J.J. Putz, Mariners player, and Roger Schmuck, who played college baseball at ASU way back when. Congrats, Brent!

everyone's a rittle bit lacist

I wonder if Oscar voters see "Crash"'s anti-racism message (controversial!) as putting it in the same category as as the other political films I mentioned below? I hadn't thought about it, but it fits in nicely with "Brokeback" (not to mention "Transamerica" and likely "Capote," neither of which I've seen yet) in suggesting a more tolerant culture.

Maybe Oscar-bait movies like "Cinderella" and "King Kong" weren't divisive enough to let Hollywood send a message that it's fed up with the status quo, as we enter our sixth year of the Bush presidency?

If so, would that be a more or less futile gesture than Kerry and Co. making a big show of fighting the Alito nomination several days ago, and almost immediately losing a fight they never really had a chance to win? Food for thought. (And yes, I am incredibly frustrated about all of this, if you can't tell...)

Oscar thoughts

First off, I just noticed that Blogspot has this annoying tendency to list new posts on top of the page which, fine, makes sense most of the time. But if you're new to the site, you might want to read from the bottom up, to get a sense of what happens here.

Anyway, the Oscar nominees were announced today. (It's amazing that the process takes so long that the NOMINEES for the awards for 2005's top movies are first being announced a month into 2006, and the awards themselves won't be revealed for almost another two months. But as Robert Plant once said, hey, hey, what can I do?

http://www.oscars.com/nominees/list.html

Strangely enough, my least favorite movie of the year was nominated for Best Picture, that's a bit of a surprise. I'm talking, of course, about "Crash," an absurdly contrived and overblown two-hour movie that has no more to teach us than the title of the Avenue Q song "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist." (And at least that song is entertaining.) I would've liked to see "Match Point" and "The Squid and the Whale" get a little more love. But it's hard to be too upset about any list of nominees that includes a song called "It's Hard Out There For a Pimp" (as one of just THREE recognized songs). Maybe they can have Antonio Banderas perform that this year, as he did for the "Motorcycle Diaries" song last year. Even stranger than the fact that the song was nominated, is the film it was from: "Pride and Prejudice." Look it up.

Okay, don't bother looking it up. It's actually from "Hustle and Flow."

Overall, the nominations were interesting, as usual, but also a little disappointing, as usual. There are definitely patterns through the years. There's always the one small-to-medium budget indie film that surprisingly gets nominated for best picture (this year, "Capote," and it's not the first time it's a biopic) , and there's always another more interesting mid-level indie film that gets overlooked (this year, "The Squid and the Whale") and becomes a favorite in the best screenplay category. (My theory is that the screenplay categories are more culturally progressive than the the other categories; to put it another way, they seem to nominate the hipper films for screenplay awards, but ignore them elsewhere.) "Brokeback" fits a pattern, as the star-studded, much-hyped love story that leads in nominations.

A couple of surprising divergences: Neither "Cinderella Man" (a well-executed, crowd pleasing, Ron Howard/Russell Crowe period drama about a boxer) nor "King Kong," (a huge-budget, well-reviewed sci-fi epic directed by Peter Jackson) drew as much attention as they might have in past years. But this was a year for more politically conscious choices, with the Academy rewarding films--and even selecting a host, in Jon Stewart--that are all bound to have the red states seeing red ("Brokeback," "Capote," "Syriana," "Good Night," "Tramsamerica.")

Even "Munich" antagonized conservatives who thought it humanized anti-Israel terrorists, though I suspect what those narrow-minded types were actually frustrated about was that it showed the Israelis to be conflicted about executing terrorists, which certainly seems like a valid human emotion, even if you agree with the executions. For me, it was this sense of remorse and conflict that separated "Munich" from other violent revenge films (for example, the mind-numbing "Man On Fire," one of the few movies I've ever walked out on), and makes it feel like a genuine classic.

More later... gotta try to look busy.

Webster digs the NBA

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/photos?photoId=1023665&gameId=260130001

Do you think these two hang out? Do they go to a lot of games together? Did they plan to sit together or was it an accident? Did a reporter ask to see ID to confirm identities? Couldn't they find a better game to go to than Knicks/Hawks? What did they talk about during the game? Who gives out the fatherly advice here? This photo raises lots of questions, offers few answers.


probably inevitable

So here we are, blogging away. For someone who's written and edited for everything from student magazines to venture capital newsletters to baseball media guides, not to mention screenplays and a short-lived fanzine that loans its name to this blog endeavor, it was only a matter of time that I'd take the plunge and sign up to blog away my thoughts.

I don't want to do a long-winded introduction here... as much as it's tempting to do a mission statement, I'll just make a few quick comments and then get on with things. (I do, after all, have to get back to work soon... sigh.) I'm going to try to be honest about whatever is going on in my life, with the caveat that I won't use my last name anywhere, to hopefully shield me from unwanted googling. I'm going to mix random ramblings about whatever is on my mind--whether it's universal subjects like movies, politics and sports, or more personal subjects like, say, why my job sucks (sometimes). A lot of these posts will be brief, but I'm going to try to post fairly often. We'll see how that goes.

Anyway, like I said.... diving right into things.